December 2011
*le wants to RP some hardcore action shit*
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
you’d be like:
and then:
That moment when your best friend is online, and...
i just remembered
ME AND AURORA ARE MARRIED NOW
I HAVE ENDED MY YEAR HAPPY
Reblog if you're spending your new years on tumblr
lovatowhores:
Happy new year my fellow tumblr addicts! May 2012 bring much blessings & blogging.
askniallhoran asked: *Le throws a cookie at your askbox* There you are, love! :)
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my ask is empty
FEED IT STUFF
SO IT WON’T END THE YEAR HUNGRY
LIKE
SERIOUSLY
OR GIVE IT A SOULMATE
SO SHE WON’T DIE ALONE
IT COULD BE A BOY
OR BETTER YET,
A GIRL!
MY ASK IS BI LIKE ME SO IT’S ALL GOOD
askniallhoran asked: Once someone gives this to you have to pass it to at least 10 people that are amazing and deserve to know it. Nothing happens if you don't send it, but is always nice to share love ♥ ARG, I'M KEEPING THAT FOREVER!!
REBLOG IF YOU THINK TUMBLR SHOULD TAKE OFF THE...
hellorose:
there’s a following limit?
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
natibelmania:
So if you think about it, if they come to the U.S they can be all “Hey I’m from the future.”
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
hai ya'll
best. omegle chat. EVER.
Hi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Wanna hook up?
You: YES
Stranger: i thought that said tav.
Stranger: DAMN YOU EYES
You: YES I DO
You: I WANT TO HOOK UP WITH TATE
You: MY NAME IS ALEX
Stranger: who is tate.
Stranger: what is this.
You: MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME
Stranger: what am i in the middle of
You: I WANT TO FEEL YOUR BODY HEAT
You: YOU'RE SO CUTE
You: OH GOD HERE
You: I TURN MYSELF TO YOU
You: YOU'RE DEAD?
You: IT'S OKAY
You: I'LL HAVE YOUR ANTI-CHRIST CHILD
Stranger: can i leave or will the asker kill me
You: WE CAN MOVE TO FLORIDA
You: DON'T LEAVE
Stranger: fuck
You: THIS IS GETTING GOOD
You: TATE
You: I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILD
You: I WANT TO FEEL YOUR LIPS
You: I BET THEY TASTE LIKE STRAWERIES DON'T THEY?
You: OH GOD
You: ASKDJHF
You: MY DREAM COME TRUE
You: I KNOW YOU BELONG WITH VIOLET BUT I LOVE YOU
You: *le orgasms*
You: oka
You: i'm done
You: Hey, other person I'm Alex
You: i'm alive
You: wanna hook up?
Stranger: i
You: my child won't be the antichrist
You: i swear
You: he'll be normal
You: like a child
Stranger: i'm reading hook as honk fuck m life
Stranger: what is happening
You: without horns or hooves
Stranger: i don't understand
You: no no no
You: shhh
You: don't speak
Stranger: but
You: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING
You: I DON'T NEED YOUR REASONS
Stranger: ah.
You: DON'T TELL ME CAUSE IT HURTS
You: DON'T SPEAK
You: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
You: SO PLEASE STOP EXPLAINING
You: DON'T TELL ME CAUSE IT HURTRS
You: So are we gonna hook up?
Stranger: but i'm in love with so many fictional characters
Stranger: how will it ever work out
You: C'MON
You: WE'LL HAVE CHILD
You: HE'LL BE GINGER
You: NAME IT FRED
Stranger: what
You: HAVE A TWIN
Stranger: what
You: NAME HIM GEORGE
Stranger: whatwhatwhat
You: IT'LL BE GOOD
You: I'LL CHANGE MY NAME TO MOLLY
Stranger: you are best stranger
You: AND YOU TO AURTHER
You: AND WE'LL CHANGE OUR LAST NAME TO WEASLEY
You: Do you have a tumblr?
Stranger: will we adopt a kid named harry
Stranger: yes i do
You: YES
You: WITH JET BLACK HAIR AND GIVE HIM A SCAR
You: AND A SMART ASS GIRL AND NAME HER HERMIONE
You: OOO OO
You: WE NEED A GINNY
You: OH
Stranger: thomas-and-his-hat i post lots of different things
You: AND A TRACO
Stranger: i know lots of omegle right now
Stranger: the draco will be blond right
You: YEA
Stranger: will we have a ron
You: yeah
You: and then our daughter hermione and ron will fall in love
You: INCEST IS BEST
Stranger: oh
Stranger: will harry fall in love with draco or ginny
You: askalexandranewberry.tumblr.com
You: NO NO NO
You: DRARRY
You: OR SNARRY?
You: WHAT ABOUT JILLY?!
You: TATE!
You: ARE YOU STILL THERE?!
You: I STILL WANNA BANG YOU
You: HARD
You: AND EMOTIONLESS
Stranger: hi
You: IT'LL BE GOOD THEN AFTERWARDS
Stranger: i
Stranger: what
You: WE CAN BE TOGETHER
You: FOR.EVER
You: NONONONO
You: 5EVA
Stranger: do you have a personal tumblr or IS that your personal tumblr?
You: it's a mix of RP and personal
Stranger: oh.
You: TTTAAATTTEEE
You: COME FUCK ME
You: OKAI BAIIII
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Night everyone!
i’m tired and going to bed
be back tomorrow! <3
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"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
lolsofunny:
brb
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